Ganked from jamethiel_bane

Wallabies hopping into poppy patches and getting high. Whoops! Crop circles of stoned happy-hoppiness and everything!

I succumbed to Twitter.

The gods command that you follow me!!!

(for all athiests, follow me anyway!!!)

Glen: How do you develop a character?

Me: Um. Well, you think about them a lot. You put them in different situations. You write about them in different scenarios. You pretend you're them because you hate your life so much.

Glen: *ROFL* You should write that in LiveJournal.

Me: It's true. I hate my life that much.

(samsim) I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
(samsim) and got mauled
(samsim) and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
(samsim) a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
(samsim) for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

Just some random information for you; most people claim that cockroaches will be one of the few creatures to survive a nuclear holocaust? It's a completely and total myth, seriously. In fact, cockroaches only handle radiation six to fifteen times better than we do, but curl up and die far more quickly than many other insects.

They might be able to survive a great deal, but nuclear holocaust is not one of them. At this rate, it's the fruit flies we need to worry about.

and in the distance, Jesse Lacey suddenly looks up from tuning his guitar and hears the dulcet tones of my voice going......

'Jesse COME TO PERTH YOU FUCKER!'

That is all.

Whoops, my finger slipped last night and I accidentally became a paid/subscribing member of DeviantArt.

http://ravenari.deviantart.com/

Yeowch.

Fuck you Bernard Fanning.

I just read the entire FAQ for Limewire. The WHOLE THING.

*sigh*

all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.
all university and no play makes me a dull girl.

NOT!